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# 1 - 30.04.08
RAZOR launch purely defensive invasion of Branch to counter growing Insurgency WARMONGERING and aggression !
RAZOR Titan betrayed and destroyed by traitor! Much revenge is taken! TRI titans OBLITERATE own fleets in panicked frenzies! GLORIOUS !
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# 2 - 05.05.08
TRI join forces on the Insurgencian side in DESPICABLE act of betrayal ! NC forces pushed back from Branch before glorious counter-offensive begins !
TRI Leader DARKNESSS loses mothership in glorious battle in Z-K! TRI stunned !
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# 2 - 06.05.08 (version 2)
Subversive anti-war agitator elements object to overt smackiness of previous glorious propaganda piece. 'Happy Thoughts' version created to pacify these traitorous wretches while Razor internal security rounded up the gutless SCOUNDRELS for deportation to re-education camps in 6OY !
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# 3 - 13.05.08
TRI begin to spectacularly SELF-DESTRUCT from internal pressures after Darknesss's mothership loss ! NC pressure on Branch station systems increases !
Branch stations begin to fall into NC hands ! Liberation of Branch from the foul vice of Insurgency TERROR begins !
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# 4 - 16.05.08
TRI collapse and their former regions descend into chaos and ANARCHY ! NC obligated to enter these regions to prevent the spread of ANARCHY !
FInal Branch station system falls into NC hands. Insurgency gloriously ROUTED and slaughtered as the mongrels attempt to evacuate !
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# 5 - 11.07.08
*** BOB LAUNCH OPERATION "MAX" ***
Demented BoB overlord Sir Molle, in shameful act of Imprerialist warmongering announces the impending launch of CRIMINAL invasion of NC territory! NC war machine geared up for TITANIC life or death struggle ! Mass carebear panic !
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# 6 - 24.07.08
Operation "MAX' starts slowly. IRON thwart opening BoB advances. MAX enters PHONEY WAR stage. Mass camping of gates begins. Glorious ROTATE-ing begins !
BOREDOM strikes - pilots languish in boredom after hours and hours of not-so-glorious gate camping. Alcohol, Drugs and Livestock abused !
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# 7 - 12.08.08
Operation "MAX' picks up momentum. GLORIOUS battles in VFK and 2K- leave hundreds of the warmongering scum dead !
VFK declared impregnable, and critical in halting MAX - NOT ONE JUMP BACK order given! With impeccable comic timing the evil BoB horde promptly take VFK !
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# 8 - 22.09.08
BoB coalition of the criminally insane grows! BoB gain lower Deklein. TRI and BoB MARAUD through Vale of the Silent. HYDRA and IRON on verge of collapse.
BoB launch invasion of Tribute. Stiff NC resistance leaves thousands of the mongrels dead in glorious weekend of CARNAGE! NC morale high !
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# 9 - 03.10.08
NC complacency allows despised BoB enemy to ROMP at will in M-O. MM pos reinforced. BoB blockade causes mass STARVATION of children and kittens !
Colossal struggle for M-O on 29.09.08 sees 1100 pilots battle for control of M-O. Fabric of space-time ruptures. BoB win DUBIOUS Victory !
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#10 - 15.10.08
BoB's plans to take MM station systems in Tribute fails. BoB and friends die like flies across Tribute !
Molle enraged, plans change of tactics, RAZOR on alert for deep thrusting penetrations to the rear areas !
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#11 - 29.10.08
Avatar class titan piloted by Shrike, alter-ogo of maniacally insane BoB overlord SirMolle. gloriously slaughtered in E-O. Mothership and carriers explode too !
Largest cap fight ever seen in the history of EVE takes place in E-O, 100 GBC capitals killed in gloriously epic bloodbath of epically epic proportions. Another MS dies too !
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#12 - 05.11.08
Shrike triumphantly loses second Avatar Titan, only 4 days after the debacle in E-O, rruthlessly ganked in OBE! BoB capital fleet also SLAUGHTERED. Again. GLORIOUS !
MYTHOS, borderline-insane Razor corp of dubious Greek origin, roam at will through low-sec, terrorising the GBC supply chain and slaughtering hundreds of the MALAKES !
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#13 - 20.11.08
Yet another glorious MASSACRE of the BoB capital fleet in E-O, 51 dreads, 12 carriers and a mothership obliterated! BoB caps withdrawn to empire to nurse their wounds !
In breath-taking change of strategy Operation "MAX" apparently downgraded from mass capital romp across the north, to mass CLOAKAGE in Tribute systems !
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#14 - 23.11.08
INNOCENTS SLAUGHTERED IN 1IX!! Razor Erebus titan, packed full of starving orphan refugees, fleeing Tribute is slaughtered in 1IX. DD mysteriously doesn't fire !
Razor scientific BOFFINS, after hours of experimentation on animals and BoB POW volunteers, replicate DD failures. Critical design flaws implicated !
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#15 - 14.02.09
BoB gloriously BETRAYED by one of their own! BoB alliance disbanded and all sov in Delve, Querious and Period Basis lost. Dining in NOL commences !
Shrike, incredibly, loses 4th Avatar titan, breaking his own INFAMOUS record for titan losses ! Baby supercaps destroyed! BoB humiliated, again !
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#16 teaser - BoB's Last Supper
To celebrate the spectacular act of betrayal by freedom fighter Haargoth Agamar, RAZOR leadership commission glorious work of fine art !
BoB's last supper contains the secret clues to many of EVE's unknown mysteries when mirror-imaged and played backwards at 1/2 speed during a full moon !
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#16 - 17.03.09
DELVE LIBERATED !! BoB BLUNDER leaves GBC fleet trapped in PR-8CA for weeks while Allied capitals obliterate BoB infrastructure across Delve and Querios !
BoB (a.k.a. KenSudoku) finally escape once Delve and Querious are lost! RAZOR prepare for inevitable BoB face-saving counter-attack !
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#17 - 08.04.09
BoB/KenSudoku/Beaver/Kennyagain take 49-U after DESPICABLE name change distraction offensive. Molle heads to CAOD to make grand proclamations of victory !
Three hours later, the A.S.S.C.A.K.E. coalition launch invasion of 9CG in act of criminal aggression. The mongrels are GLORIOUSLY slaughtered in capital bloodbath!
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#18 - 16.05.09
Top Secret new RAZOR secret weapon unleashed. GLORIOUS heroes of the RAZOR SUPERCAP SUICIDE SQUADRON (RSSS) released on unsuspecting TRI terrorists !
RSSS heroes gloriously kamikaze 5 motherships into a STUNNED TRI and White Noise fleet to allow safe passage of RAZOR humanitarion titan mission !
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#19 - 29.05.09
Two week long KenGoku assault on I1Y ends in spectacular FAILURE, as Mittani rouses the Goon masses with stirringly inspiring patriotic speech. KENNY ANNIHILATED !
100 POS spammed across Querious by GKZ underlings begin to be mopped up by allied forces. RAZOR pilots ordered to show humility towards gutless enemies !
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#20 - 22.06.09 GLORIOUS RAZOR VICTORY !
KenZoku ROUTED from 0.0 as 49-U falls to victorious allied forces. Scenes of wild celebration ensue. Much kissing of pilots, exotic dancers, orphans, kittens and livestock !
Orphans liberated from HIDEOUS KenZoku slave workcamps and issued with Razor kittens. KenZoku torn apart by internal debates about future. RAZOR LAUGHS !
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#21 - 10.11.09
Shameful CAREBEARISM rampant amongst razor pilots. Sales of ratting ships skyrockets, comical losses to Guristas embarrassingly high !
Guristas REBEL at endless provocation by RAZOR carebears, and unleash ungodly terror weapon of awesome destructiveness -the Guristas Thor (a.k.a. DARWIN) Torpedo !
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